ape arms.... not so much 04/24/2008
Ever seen a guy that works out too much? Sure you have. You know what I mean. Their biceps are so huge that they can't put their arms down at their sides because the muscles are in the way. This means that they're forced to stand there with what I like to call "ape arms". It's exactly what it looks like. Their entire body stance is like an ape - or at least like that those guys in that SNL skit with the whole "I wanna pump - you up!" thing. Yup, ape arms. I know that some guys work hard to achieve that, and on that level, I can appreciate the fact that they're physically fit. But honestly, I don't find that attractive at all. Like, at all. It's pretty much a turnoff for me. ![]() I went to a police fundraiser thing and what struck me immediately was that all of the men in the room looked the same - whether they were white, asian, indian or whatever. They all had the same body type - ape arms and all. And several of them had some serious mustaches going on. Even saw a couple of handlebar mustaches reminiscent of Starsky & Hutch or TJ Hooker. Funny stuff. You could tell which guys weren't cops because they were the normal looking ones. They were the I/T guys. lol CommentsLeave a Reply |

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