Okay, I just thought of that title and made myself laugh. I'm calling it first! (@ 6:00pm PST!!! haha) If anyone else uses that, then I want props! LOL
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html
***UPDATE***
Damn it! Saw some other sites and how the hell did I miss the obvious puns like "The Sex Files"?? haha - "xxx-file" sounds retarded in comparison. Ah man, I've gotta be better on my feet than that!
And I can't believe this is an actual story. How is this a news story? A man admits to wanting sex all the time. Isn't that what they all want??!