Behold - the most talked-about and laughed-about item at work today. The... how do I put this... twig-and-berries, the ding dong, the third leg, the mangina... oh what the hell - the penis-shaped chocolate!!!
Please forgive the crappy photo, as I only had my camera phone with me and the lighting was horrible. But you can pretty much make out what you need to see.
We got a complimentary box of chocolates today and so I put it out for everyone to share. My colleague, Jackie, came over to me and said, "Hey, take a look at this! Doesn't this look like a .......?!" And then I looked at it and we both burst into laughter. Then she took it to show someone else and more laughter ensued. She wound up giving it to Jenny K as a gift. (Who wouldn't want that as a gift? hehe) Pretty much all of the women sitting in that area were cackling away for a good 10 minutes, as we took photos, and marvelled at its uncanny resemblence to a um, you know. haha
You can insert (pun intended) your own jokes about having a mouthful of chewy nuts, or how it was kind of small, or how it didn't taste good. Really, there are lots of options here. Be creative! Anyway, it was a damn good laugh. Funny how at the end of the day, it all goes back to the kiddie pee pee jokes. It never gets old. Never!
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