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Sometimes when I walk past these tiny asian people here on campus, I feel like a friggin giant. Seriously. I'm only 5'5 1/2" but I tower over some of these people - especially if I wear heels! And of course, I'm like 10 times bigger than their size 0 asses. I'm like a Cabbage Patch Kid, and they're like Polly Pocket. I could totally hang them on my keychain. Just an observation.

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